THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL
he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration
i’m so frail
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
when you think your cramps are finished but then
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.
Riss and I have watched this at least 20 times now and our minds are still blown. This is insane.
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please
"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"
"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"
"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said.
"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said.
I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like (x)
perfect person award
That last gif is priceless.
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE